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mattmadethis

Top reviews

  1. In Bruges - 5 out of 5
  2. Gloom - 5 out of 5
  3. Yum Yum HK Diner - 4.5 out of 5
  4. Iron Man - 4 out of 5
  5. Mario Kart Wii - 4 out of 5

Migration Successful

I suppose I should write something in here, it’s hard when a lot of content lives in social networks these days…

  • 166 days ago

: Hello....

I should really do something with this website, nothing more to say at the moment, just watch this space as 2011 will be when I finally get around to it.

  • 396 days ago

: Push

Superhero films are very popular right now as I’m sure you’ve noticed. But that also means crap pseudo-superhero films which pigeon holes “Abilities” into convenient little holes are too, are we lucky. Categories of people include Pusher (Advanced Jedi Mind Trick), Movers (Jedi Telekinesis), Watcher (Jedi’s can’t do that very well) and Losers (the people who backed this Heroes rip-off).

You have probably all seen Heroes, well imagine that with a lot less variety, annoying camera angles and forgettable loud music. Oh and that moody little girl (Dakota Fanning) who always looks like she’s been seriously abused most of her life.

If you like Jumper then you will probably enjoy this one, there’s even a shadowy organisation called Division (everyone has one) who want to make themselves more powerful than they already are. Unfortunately there doesn’t seem to be a lot of chemistry between the love interests and villians are particularly 2D with no clear motivation, other than being eeevil.

Yawn. Next. I mean no, that was crap too. Please don’t make a sequel.

  • 1068 days ago
  • 2 out of 5

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